Liberals and Deficit Financing

Canadians have been conned since nineteen ninety three

That's when the lousy Liberals promised, no GST

But they kept the GST and increased the national debt

Six hundred billion plus are the numbers we get

So the Canadian dollar slid down to sixty-two cents

If it dips down to nine well all be living in tents

Liberals will be happy 'cause they always have a plan

To visit Third World friends and improve on their tan

And then they'll celebrate when it comes back up to a dime

Because the previous day it went down to seven point nine

When the national credit cards have all been maxed out

And bankruptcy is bleak before Liberals are put to rout.

They'll just tax and spend as usual and forget about numbers

Forget about the currency, the grumblers and the mumblers,

It's their policies they point to all those people who are poor

In foreign fields far away where they've just been on tour

We should worship all the icons the Liberals loudly tell us

Like Trudeau or the Charter and all socialists who are zealous

And give all these refugees, those who have three or four wives

Welfare like the Senate for the remainder of their lives

They call it security financing as they tax and spend some more

Though the currency has gone through a hole in the floor

When the shenanigans in Shawinigan dont bring any shame

'Cause the Mounties and ethics guy said no one was to blame

And Canadians are mesmerized by all this fancy footwork

Of crooked politicians who bring budgets down like clockwork

And then they buy elections with published explanations

Billions or millions to the proper province or organizations